‘The date was going well, until…’: The Funniest Red Flags That Made People Nope Right Out of First Dates

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    Font - Posted by u/Fun_Willingness5995 17 hours ago What was a time in which a date was going well, but the other person ruined it?
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    Font - adtSacklunch · 12 hr. ago She told me she had pretty bad anxiety being in public and asked if she could make me dinner instead. We went for a walk prior to the dinner so we could see if we wanted to do the dinner after. She was super stoked for dinner after our walk.
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    Font - Dinner was great and she asked if I wanted to watch a movie. About 20 minutes into the movie she started nudging into me and initiated making out. After starting to really get into the heavier side of things I felt something tap my shoulder. (I am on top of her at
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    Font - this point) I turned my head quickly as it startled me and I am met eye to eye with a 4-5 year old boy who then asks me if he can have a cup of water. His mom starts screaming at him to go back to his room which he runs as fast as he can back too. She starts apologizing
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    Font - and tries to reinitiated. I told her to give me a minute. Got a cup of water and called for him to come back out which he did. I handed him the cup he took a drink and said thank you and ran back into his room.
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    Font - I was pretty riled up at the idea she had her kid there without saying anything AND screamed at him for asking for something so basic as water. I left after that and vowed to never be that parent with my own kids. 871 Reply Share ●
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    Font - scuttlebuttleducky 13 hr. ago Happened twice with two different dudes. One, I met off a site he was nice (if a little awkward) and he couldn't help but show me his Twitch stream gameplays for 25 minutes straight, watching me
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    Font - expectantly. (Which, might have been okay for a conversation starter actually, I love gaming but there's only so much of watching someone else's stream with no funny commentary or context one can handle before mentally checking out)
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    Font - Second was a guy who we had some playful banter before our date and he asked me about my kinks so I told him I liked being ch ed. When we met up in the parking lot, dude immediately puts me in a WWE chokehold in broad daylight presumably thinking my panties were gonna drop right then and there. I can assure you, they did not.
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    Font - discoslimjim 16 hr. ago I was having a great time and then my date didn't show up. ↑ 7.8k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - NikkiLuv 15 hr. ago I went to a speed dating event once where none of the guys showed up!!! It just turned into a whole girls night out with free drinks! 3.7k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - No-New-Therapy 15 hr. ago Like the first 80% of it was a nice/awkward but cute first date. Then at the end she pulled out her phone and started fighting with people on Twitter and narrating all of it. It was a long drive back. 3.2k Reply Share
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    Font - Hannah1308 14 hr. ago Literally went on a date last night and was going really well until dessert when he said “god, I can't wait to put kids in you.". We hadn't even talked about kids at that point. 3.7k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Frightened OfSpoons 15 hr. ago We had dinner and all was going well, and we were wandering down the dark sidewalk engaged in conversation, when she walked straight into a signpost that neither of us noticed. I let out one nervous laugh before I could stop it, and she accused me of engineering the event for my amusement.
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    Font - auramistress 13 hr. ago As soon as he found out I was Latina (apparently I didn't look nor sound like whatever Latino stereotype he had in his head), said "Latina!? CALIENTE!!!!", and quickly started making se al
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    Font - remarks and talking about how he loves Latinas 'cuz they're so hot and spicy and se: jal... Nope'd the fi ck out immediately. Reply Share 696
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    Font - kelseyboo1001 · 12 hr. ago I was out with a guy having a lovely time and he made a comment about a copper bangle bracelet I was wearing. I told him that it was really special to me, I got it during my semester abroad in South Africa from a
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    Font - local. It was a solid copper band but in the better there was copper wire woven around. He asked to take a closer look so I took it off and handed it to him. He then snapped it in half thinking the copper wire was a spring. I was visibly upset and he
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    Font - said that it was a sign that I needed to move on from my trip and stop living in the past (?!!?). I never spoke to him again ↑ 324 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - TrailerParkPrepper 16 hr. ago she got jealous because I was nice to the waitress. 4.8k B Reply Share
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    Font - 3rdandfinalwife. 16 hr. ago Not me but a friend of mine. This was when we were around 22, 23 years old. She had a first date with a guy. They were meeting at a restaurant for dinner. She gets there and sees not only him but 2 other people at the table. Turns
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    Font - out he invited his parents to their date! So she, of course, excused herself to go to the bathroom and then just bounced. Talk about awkward. I have never laughed so hard as when she recounted her evening. 3.4k Reply Share
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    Font - B CarpeNivem 12 hr. ago Our first date was amazing. I still reminisce about how incredible that night was and how incredible I thought my life was about to become.
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    Font - But the afternoon before what was supposed to be our second date, I got a voicemail, "I know you went out with my fiancee last night. I'm not mad at you. I'm sure you didn't know I existed. But I do, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped seeing her." Welp.
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    Font - HooterEnthusiast 15 hr. ago . I got her all the way back to my bed where she mocked then she laughed her a: s off at my choice of decor said the mood was gone. Then she left 458 ↓ Reply Share

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